Shit My Dad Says (2010) by Halpern Justin
Author:Halpern, Justin [Justin, Halpern,]
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins e-books
Published: 2011-01-14T19:16:28.375000+00:00
On My Attempts to Participate in Urban Culture
“What the fuck are you doing on the floor writhing around?…I’m not sure what break dancing is, but I sincerely hope it’s not what you’re doing.”
On Selling His Beloved 1967 Two-Door Mercury Cougar
“This is what happens when you have a family. You sacrifice. [Pause] You sacrifice a lot. [Long pause] It’s gonna be in your best interest to stay away from me for the next couple days.”
On the SATs
“Remember, it’s just a test. If you fuck up, it doesn’t mean you’re a fuckup. That said, try not to fuck this up. It’s pretty important.”
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